It never fails. Seriously. If I’m in Wal-Mart, 9 times out of 10 I get a call from someone I’ve been waiting to hear from.
Well, it happened again this morning as I was about to wrap up my shopping adventure.
Yes. I’m in charge of the groceries in my household (that way I can’t complain about dinner choices). The pantry was low, so I made the trip to Wolly World. Wednesday morning is always the best time, because there is very little traffic.
And as I’m checking out $170 later, my trusty Blackberry starts buzzing its U2 ring tone. It’s 9:52 and I’m right in the middle of my debit card transaction. A quick decision has to be made.
I can either ignore the phone or answer it. If I answer it, it’s rude to those waiting on me in the check-out line (I certainly get agitated when the role is reversed), not to mention the look I’ll get from the red-eyed cashier, who looked as if she was one wrong move on my part from losing it and going postal. If I don’t answer it, I miss the call. What’s a sportswriter to do?
Well, I took my chances and didn’t answer. Mistake.
Of course, it’s Rick Stansbury, calling me back from last night. I should have known.
Anyway, he’s on the road recruiting and told me to call him back, but be understanding if he doesn’t answer the phone due to the rural roads he was traveling. So when I got back home and put everything away, I called. Honestly, I was expecting his voicemail. Rarely does he pick up.
But to my surprise, and delight, he answered and gave ME a hard time about not being available when HE needed me. Ha, ha, I thought. I decided to laugh at his attempt at humor. He certainly was.
Anyway, we spent 25 minutes on the phone, talking about everything from basketball to baseball and press row seating. Some was on the record. Some was off. All of it, though, was entertaining.
As for Jamont Gordon, he said, “He listened to us last year and he listened to us again this year. He has to go through the process. It’s a big decision for him, and if he feels this is the right time to make the move, then he should.”
He added he won’t let what might happen affect his recruiting. “I learned a long time ago you can’t worry about things you can’t control. My first couple of years, I worried from April to June about the draft. It was on my mind when I went to bed and when I woke up. It’s not like that anymore. I have no control.”
He said he won’t sign anymore players this year, and that his recruiting efforts are geared toward the 2009 class.
As for the moral of this story: If you want someone to return a call, go to Wal-Mart. It usually works for me.
April 23, 2008 at 11:25 am
And if you want to get thrown out. Take Farley.
April 23, 2008 at 11:28 am
Actually, I’d love to go on an adventure with Farley. I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t be boring.
April 23, 2008 at 11:38 am
We went to a mucats game several weeks ago. We were doing MSU chants during the game which was fun. But we really got some crazy looks when we shouted the entire MSU version of “The hey we just beat the **** out of you song”. Especially from our embarrassed wives.
April 23, 2008 at 11:45 am
That’s awesome, draws. If I get back in time from Starkville on Saturday, I’m going to try to make it for the game. We went a couple of times last year and really enjoyed it.
April 23, 2008 at 12:29 pm
U2 ringtone? Which song? “Where the streets have no name”
April 23, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Wow, that’s like a Farley post. Starts off going nowhere and ends up in the bathroom at Ryan’s.
April 23, 2008 at 12:50 pm
At least a goat wasn’t involved.
April 23, 2008 at 12:53 pm
“Still haven’t found what I’m looking for”
Farley, that’s pretty much life these days. LOL!
April 23, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Good song. The Joshua Tree is a great album.
April 23, 2008 at 1:08 pm
So let me get this straight, U2 is cool but you guys were dogging PA1 for seeing REM? WTF?
April 23, 2008 at 1:09 pm
What did Stans say about Hansbrough, and has he decided which lower-level team he’s gonna sign with yet?
April 23, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Heck yeah, U2 is cool. What has REM done lately. Now, I do like 80s REM, as well as INXS.
April 23, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Sorry, TGL, Ben talk was off the record. He wished him well, though.
April 23, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Bono is a weird fella. Can’t really say I’ve ever liked anything they’ve ever done.
April 23, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Bono is a fag. And those sunglasses became un-cool about six years ago. Yet he refuses to be seen w/out them.
April 23, 2008 at 1:15 pm
I was glad to see STP is about to start a Reunion ‘08 tour. I’m sure Memphis will book them………
Have yall seen how pathetic the lineup for Memphis In May is this year?
April 23, 2008 at 2:05 pm
About a pathetic as you.
April 23, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Farley, aren’t most entertainers a little weird.
OK. The Wal-Mart curse is now extended to Lowe’s. Aaron Weatherford was supposed to call at 2:30 and he calls at 1:50. Go figure. Twice in a day. Sweet!
April 23, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Gregg, maybe you need to get one of the ear pieces that make you look like a Vulkan. I’m sure Nate can fill you in on the proper Star Trek terminology.
April 23, 2008 at 2:27 pm
LOL. NO more trips to any stores today, that’s for sure.
At least they were both very entertaining interviews.
April 23, 2008 at 2:35 pm
You are going to the Dawg Road Tour next week at the Methodist church?
April 23, 2008 at 2:44 pm
I hate Star Trek
April 23, 2008 at 3:00 pm
that’s true GG, and you can hardly ever get a signal.
And U2 rocks, old, but they rock!
Joshua tree is one of the best ever
April 23, 2008 at 4:31 pm
The Joshua Tree sure does rock. Pick up your copy at Wal-Mart today!!! Buy it at the everyday low price of $9.99. I sure did!!!
(bully4prez is not affiliated with Wal-Mart or Sam’s Club)
April 23, 2008 at 4:39 pm
TGL, I usually don’t go. It’s more of a fan thing and I don’t want to get into the way. But that could change.
April 23, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Did Rick say anything about lining himself up with AAU people (like one in New Jersey) that can get in and work on other SEC school’s commitments?
April 23, 2008 at 6:23 pm
OK, Ellis, draws and I are gonna get something together and we’ll invite you. Promise you won’t get in jail more than twice.
April 23, 2008 at 7:13 pm
I’m good for two, Farley. Just don’t want to get that third strike offense.
April 23, 2008 at 7:27 pm
GG, How bout we interview 20 people at Wal-Mart. Interview them for them for about 5 min a piece. Then somebody comes up behind them and rings a cowbell in their ear and yells go to hell ole miss. Not sure what that would discover but it sure would be fun.
April 23, 2008 at 7:53 pm
How bout we go to the Dollar Tree and buy $30 worth of crap and then try to return it because our momma/wife said we spent the chewing bacca and natural lite money. If they refuse, we can have GG dressed as a woman to come in and start whipping the hell outta us and calling us no good SOB’s and asking us what the baby is gonna drink since we spent her “formula” money.
April 23, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Love it farley. Can I be a heroin addict, pleeeeeeeease???
April 23, 2008 at 8:12 pm
I’m game.
April 23, 2008 at 8:13 pm
You remind me more of a meth addict. Heroin is a high dollar drug.
April 23, 2008 at 8:17 pm
I see the Dogs are having another stellar performance. 7-2 Buzzards.
Can I be LaCharelle (sp?)?
April 23, 2008 at 8:54 pm
Uh Huh, baby, and I’ll call Jamont on his ” Cell-a-ka-phone” so ween tawk.
April 23, 2008 at 8:56 pm
long time no see.
April 23, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Sorry….Unbelievable “work load”….not complaining…..missed you guys though…..back for awhile…..
April 23, 2008 at 9:15 pm
I need to go get “in a van” and drive down by the river….
April 23, 2008 at 11:15 pm
Amazingly, I also got a call from an old friend while in Wal-Mart. Maybe the place IS cursed.
April 24, 2008 at 9:55 am
Told ya.
bluewaveted, are you knew to the blog? I don’t recall that username. If so, welcome. And note, try not to be easily offended here. All opinions are welcomed. And some of us have very strong opinions.
April 24, 2008 at 10:01 am
no curse here open to all us primates
April 24, 2008 at 10:04 am
It wouldn’t matter where I was. I never answer my phone anyways. Can’t stand that thing.
April 24, 2008 at 10:21 am
Outside of work, I hate talking on the telephone. I guess it’s because I use it so much for my work.
April 24, 2008 at 11:02 am
I love how you have to put a disclaimer up for all new posters GG. “The views and opinions do not reflect that of the Daily Journal……”
April 24, 2008 at 11:07 am
Not a disclaimer. Just a warning in case someone isn’t thicked skin. While other “blogs” might tend to ban comments, I don’t. For the most part.
April 24, 2008 at 11:07 am
Hey, Farley. Have you been to the Obey’s in Oxpatch yet? If so, how does it compare, food wise, to the one in Starkville?
April 24, 2008 at 11:09 am
Hey bluewave, just make sure you don’t critisize Russ McNickle!! That’s almost as bad as calling him Greg apparently.
April 24, 2008 at 11:13 am
Now, now. I was just asking what’s with the disdain. That’s all.
Well, it’s off to the Civitans. I’ll be back this afternoon.
April 24, 2008 at 2:07 pm
I like them equally, although I don’t feel like I have to take a bath after I leave then one here like I do in Vegas!
April 24, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Farley’s pretty like that.
April 24, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Sorry, still trying to slum it up with ya draws. I’m going jorts shopping tomorrow after work.
April 24, 2008 at 3:35 pm
I still say, before it’s over with you’ll actually pee outside.
April 24, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Ain’t gonna happen. Would be afraid a bird would mistake it for a little worm and try to fly off with it.
April 24, 2008 at 3:56 pm
My eyesight ain’t that good, farley.
April 24, 2008 at 4:00 pm
My bad. I’ll put it under a magnifying glass for ya.
April 24, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Careful, you know what a magnifying glass can do to an ant, don’t you?
April 24, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Dang farley, just how little is it? LOL!
Softball. Yard.
April 24, 2008 at 9:50 pm
LOL!!!